marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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