talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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