If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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