quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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