Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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