I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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