I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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