ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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