I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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