hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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