I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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