found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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