he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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