Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Couch. On fire.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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