Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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