I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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