I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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