ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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