I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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