Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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