doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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