oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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