Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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