what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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