Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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