Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
People in love make me want to vomit
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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