Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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