So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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