so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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