What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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