just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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