She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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