i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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