Already got asked if we're dating
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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