she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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