So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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