stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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