lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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