I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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