That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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