Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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