just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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