i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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