Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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