I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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