Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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