): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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