Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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