Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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