physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
My feet surprised me
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