Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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