no, he came in my armpit
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dignity is for republicans.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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